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Brain Eater's Bible – A Zombie's Guide to Life on the iPad

When the inevitable zombie apocalypse hits, the world will be divided into two factions: zombies, and the people who kill zombies. If you’re lucky, you’ll be one of the survivors holed up underground or in a mall fighting off those hordes of brain craving zombies with whatever you can get your hands on. But if you’re not so lucky and get infected with the PACE (Postmortem Ambulation with Cannibalistic Encephalitis) virus, this is one guide you’ll want to have handy, as it’s filled with tips and tricks on accepting zombie life and getting your rotting hands on those delicious, delicious brains.

Can zombies use iPads? The answer to that is still up in the air, so it’s best to download and read this guide to zombie life before you become one of the living dead. Plus, very few of you are going to be fast walkers (the intelligent zombies this guide is designed for), but reading it ahead of time may cement a few vague tips in your newly minted zombie brain. This iPad book is also great for freshies (you non-zombies) of all kinds, including zombie lovers, gruesome comedy fans, and monster enthusiasts.

Distinguished zombie author and advocate, J.D. McGhoul (aka Pat Kilbane, of MAD TV) is the writer and narrator of the Brain Eater’s Bible, and also the star of the many videos you’ll find within the app, which happens to contain the full text of the original book published earlier this year, as well as extra multimedia content. There’s a handy mechanism that allows you to read the book while holding your iPad in portrait mode, and view videos, sketches, animations, and journal entries when your iPad is flipped to landscape mode. This clever layout was quick and easy to use, and I often flipped my iPad around after every page to see the accompanying media.

There are 151 pages in the Brain Eater’s Bible on the iPad, and every single page has a video, image, or some commentary to supplement what you’re reading. To watch a video, open the journal, or enlarge a picture, just tap on it. Video topics will range from the joy of eating brains to the finer points of skull cracking to the perils of nail biting when you can’t feel your fingers. All of the short video clips were immensely entertaining. I particularly enjoyed the comparison between slow moving zombies and earthworms. Earthworms are slow and stupid, but if they weighed 180 pounds and fed on people, you might think twice about going outside in the rain.  As a strict vegetarian, I loved the segment on the perils of being a vegetarian in a post-apocalyptic world. I would challenge anyone to read through this book and not find something (or many things) funny and enlightening.

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